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um. cut him in half
hot dog or hamburger style, boss
(via mens-rights-activia)
Would you be mad at me if I made two grilled cheeses cut into triangles and dipped them in a bowl of my chili?
kinda epic. brohoof /)
(\ thanks pegasister
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actually, “autism is a huge part of who i am and i’m proud of it” and “autism is a disability that requires accommodations” are both true statements that can and should coexist
Lawyer who is like visibly trying not to cry and teary-eyed and snifflign and drawing shaky breaths and hands trembling and constantly wiping his nose on his sleeves but he’s winning the case
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
Queen of england is saving up her energy for one final tornado blowjob
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