ghoulbling:

1234654435465767986543464756:

um. cut him in half

hot dog or hamburger style, boss

(via mens-rights-activia)

stinkyhat:

shinyreuniclus:

stinkyhat:

Would you be mad at me if I made two grilled cheeses cut into triangles and dipped them in a bowl of my chili?

kinda epic. brohoof /)

(\ thanks pegasister

(via hyenary)

absolutechaossystem:

actually, “autism is a huge part of who i am and i’m proud of it” and “autism is a disability that requires accommodations” are both true statements that can and should coexist

(via delightfullyshamelessdinosaur)

deanky:

Lawyer who is like visibly trying not to cry and teary-eyed and snifflign and drawing shaky breaths and hands trembling and constantly wiping his nose on his sleeves but he’s winning the case

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

carnival-phantasm:

Queen of england is saving up her energy for one final tornado blowjob

(via rxtclovvn)